Judge Limits Lawsuit Over (alleged) Attack at Snowbird's Oktoberfest

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Our take? Tea-totalimg Mormon Dopes from Provo should be permanently banned from Snowbird

What a bummer.  Snowbird Ski resort, one of Utah's bestest year round tourist draws, is once again under attack by anal retentive Utah mormons.  Here's the story, peeps:

• Judge Limits Lawsuit Over (alleged) Attack at Snowbird's Oktoberfest

Our take? Mormon Dopes from Provo should be permanently banned from Snowbird Octoberfest events in the first place. This event is for grownups, after all..  Buzz off, in other words, 18th century tea-totalers.