The inimitable Dave Berry hits paydirt yet again!
"Here’s hoping that the wish expressed by this erroneous HEMA message comes true. We would truly love for 2019 to be a happy year. Or at least a better year than 2018 was. It has to be better, right? How could it possibly be worse?Read up, Preeps:
Please, put down the Tide Pod."
Master American satirist Dave Barry: The New Years gift who keeps on giving.