Surprise of surprises, LOL, in the wake of this!
"I hope she put on clean underwear before going to court."
Heres Johnny' great quote, in what I consider to be it's "more perfect" form:
As the old saying goes, "Be sure you wear clean underwear, because you never know when you may have to expose your briefs."
Just another helful hint from yer old pal, Rudi.