Election Nite Excitement: Election Day 2016: Election Night Watch Parties in Ogden Area, Salt Lake City

Translation: Attend Tonight's Celebration Parties At Your Own Local GOP-centered  Wardhouses; or hopefully elsewhere

It's election night folks, at long last. And here's today's election nite WCF keynote story from ANN ELISE TAYLOR, Standard-Examiner Staff writer:

• Election Day 2016: Election night watch parties in Ogden area, Salt Lake City

We'll be staying up late to follow the national presidential election, although we'll also be checking here back and forth, if only to find out whether that little shit Realtor A-hole from Weber County's Legislative District 9 suffers so much as a speed-bump, after his much publicized low-life attack against his classy Democratic opponent.  the very lovely Kathie Darbie:

• After what Jeremy Peterson did to Kathie Darby, no wonder people hate politics

Happy Election Day, WCF political sluts wonks!