Thursday, May 17, 2007

Another "John Lovitz Moment" - Courtesy of Emerald City's Own Boss Godfrey

We don’t have the luxury of making decisions based on personal preference or politics.

Matthew "Boss" Godfrey
Emerald City Mayor

Standard-Examiner
May 17, 2007


Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

John Lovitz
Saturday Night Live
November 6, 1985


Ace Reporter Schwebke has picked up on the story we reported on Tuesday, and confirms this morning that Boss Godfrey has succeeded as planned, transferring on May 2 that prime FrontRunner-adjacent Wall Avenue property to his European travelling companion and all-around crony Chris Peterson, notwithstanding Tom Owens' higher $300 thousand purchase offer.

Whether Boss Godfrey and Mr. Peterson merely extended the pre-existing option agreement prior to its expiration, or drew up a new contract from scratch [ignoring the standing Owens offer(s)] we do not know. That's just another piece of information that Ace Reporter Schwebke "forgot" to report.

What Mr. Schwebke does tell us however is that Mr. Owens is taking it all philosophically: "I’m not surprised that it didn’t happen, because I’m not a friend of Matt," Mr. Owens said.

Mr. Owens' statement of course stands in stark contrast to the delightful above-captioned "John Lovitz moment," wherein Boss Godfrey evidently told Ace Reporter Schwebke, with a completely straight face, that Boss Godfrey NEVER plays favorites. Whether Mr. Schwebke believed him, we do not know.

At any rate, we thank Mr. Schwebke for this humorous gem of a quotation.

In an another related Std-Ex story, Amy K. Stewart reports about a slight Ogden School District dilemma. Specifically, due to price inflation in the construction industry, the Ogden schools system is now $40 million short of the the funds necessary to complete its ambitious renovation plans, for which it received public bonding approval only last November.

Can we see by a show of hands amongst our gentle readership how many of you don't believe the lumpencitizens of Emerald will receive similar "sticker shock" when the final bill for the various "Junction" projects come flying in sometime next year? As we know, the Salomon Center plans, like the Ogden School District ones, are almost two years off the drawing board.

And for those Emerald City employees who may have missed the memo:

The taxpayers will be throwing a big party on June 20th.

Have at it, gentle readers.

You've been eerily silent, of late.

Whatsamatta? Cat got yer tongues?

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