Boss Godfrey: "Champion of Mt. Ogden Parklands Open Space"

The public policy-confused Boss Godfrey performs yet another 180-degree political flip-flop

We link here this morning's Standard-Examiner story, which reports the most bizarre plot twist yet of the 2007 municipal campaign season, whereby Boss Godfrey suddenly assumes the mantle of "Champion of Mt. Ogden Parklands Open Space" -- "Lord Protector of Our Pristine Trails and Foothills."

Q: And who is the evil parkland plunderer foe whom Boss Godfrey has now pledged to vanquish?
A: None other than Boss Godfrey himself, weirdly enough.

Possible new Boss Godfrey campaign slogan: "We Have Met the Enemy, and He is Us."