LOL: Utah, the "best managed" state
Via my ever curmudgeonly FB buddy Ed Flint, whom I'll most surely hire if I'm ever criminally accused of anything more serious than the usual "spittin on the sidewalk" charge
"Sure, why not? Utahns aren't taxed enough, and our tax dollars are already spent to observe whether wolves are coming to Utah, so let's spend the money, instead of lowering the taxes":
What the heck? It's just a danged bird, right? Good eatin' too, or so I read.
So howbout spending that extra $1 Mil on Utah education? There's no chance of having that happen, of course.
LOL: Utah, the "best managed" state.