Monday, May 22, 2006

Council Cat Prepares to Use Up Life # 2

And there we have have it, gentle readers. The feline's now outta the bag. Blessed Matt Godfrey's right-hand-man for four years - neoCON Comrade Kent Jorgensen -- has arched his back, gotten his tail up and bitten his master -- Blessed Matthew Godfrey - Hosanna -- The Annointed Dwarf With the Big Vision!

Yikes! Horrors!

It comes as no surprise that Comrade Kent wants to run for mayor. He's been putting out feelers for months. We commented on this very recently here, in fact.

Our old buddy Kent, who got elected in 2002 on a platform of saving the downtown mall, and then summarily did a 180 and voted to tear it down -- and then cheered and TAUNTED people like me who voted for him -- now has the gall to intimate that he would or could ever get elected to an Ogden city office again.

Too weird, we say.

How can Ogden voters EVER trust him ever again?

We're going to have to hear a lot of repentance on Kent Jorgensen's part before we ever consider him a candidate for anything in this city.

For our own part... we are willing to offer our Christian foregiveness, so long as Former Councilman Jorgensen is willing to do his mayoral campaigning with a polygraph cuff constantly strapped to his arm.

OK! We already know he's probably the new choice of the 800 Pound gorilla -- now that Blessed Matthew Godfrey is obvious political dead meat. Even 800# gorillas need to deal in political reality tough, afterall.

Whether Kent can ever get elected to any public office again on his own merit in Ogden City remains an open question.

One thing's sure: Rudi wouldn't ever vote for him again, at least not until he's publicly confessed his sins, self-flaggelated and sincerely begged for the voters' foregivance.

Meanwhile let's dwell on this:

"A cat like Kent has nine lives."

"The citizens have the memory of elephants."

Which old folk axiom will prevail?

How many "Cat Lives" has Kent Jorgensen already used up anyway that we don't know about?

How really big and memory-adept big are elephants?

Too funny!

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