Found this wonderful item while prowling the Ogden City website this morning. Boss Godfrey has a new program, offering lumpencitizens the glorious opportunity to be "good Godfreyites," and anonymously snitch on their neighbors. Here's the deal, straight from "The Mayor's Action Center" page:
Do you have renters on properties near you?Be a good Godfreyite. Rat on that neighbor lady who informally lets a spare bedroom to a struggling college kid. Send Godfrey's Good Landlord Program investigators to interrogate that new neighbor you haven't yet met. The possibilities are endless. Be a snitch for Boss Godfrey. Be a junior G-man. Be a Friend of Matt (FOM)!
Description: Do you have properties near you that has (sic) Renters? If so Ogden City would like to know.
Please leave the Property address and we will do the rest.
If you would like us to respond to you, type in your name, phone number or e-mail, or you can submit it anonymously.
simply add the information in the boxes and click on submit
Kinda makes you feel warm all over, dunnit?
Don't let the cat get your tongues, O gentle ones.
