Wednesday Morning State of the Union Address Armchair Quarterback Special - Updated

Pat Bagley "nails it," as per usual

S-o-o-o... did everyone catch last night's State of the Union gab-fest?

A Weber County Forum Tip O' the Hat to Pat Bagley, of the Trib, who totally "nails it," as per usual.

Update 1/29/14 11:30 a.m.: For those hard-core WCF political wonks who'd like to keep up with "every danged" thing,  we've devoted some energy this morning to rounding up the text and video responses of each of the characters depicted in Mr. Bagley's brilliant above embedded carton.  Here goes, folks:

• Barack Obama State of the Union 2014 speech
• Cathy McMorris Rodgers official GOP Response
• Mike Lee Tea Party Response
• Rand Paul Libertarian Response
• Brackpot "Unhinged" Response

Fair warning: Don't forget to "pop" your trusty  No-doz, unless you're in need of sleep, of course.

Seriously though, the rampant GOP paranoia is something that ought to keep moderate Utah voters wondering where, exactly, the real moderate Utah "statesmen" are.