Saturday, November 12, 2011

Standard-Examiner: Suspect Caught in City Club Case

No word on whether the Boss Godfrey's "Crime Blimp" will play any role in the further investigation or prosecution of this matter

Good news for fans of one of the greatest collections of Beatles memorabilia on the planet. The Standard-Examiner reports this morning that Ogden's City Club owner/proprietor, sharp-eyed and alertTwo-five Drive businessman Bill Parker, engaged in a little law enforcement self-help, performed an apparent "citizen's arrest," and successfully apprehended the scumbag suspected perpetrator who (allegedly) burglarized and vandalized the City Club during the wee hours of November 3rd:
It looks pretty much like an open and shut case to us, inasmuch as "The (suspected) Perp" is reported to be clearly identifiable on surveillance video, and actually still had some of the burglary loot in his possession when the "Ogden's Finest" quickly arrived on the arrest scene and tightly "clamped on the cuffs."

In addition to a suitably lengthy stretch in "the joint", we're hoping the sentencing judge will also impose some additional community service work as an eventual condition of parole, in the event that the Parole Board at some point might decide to put this obvious "Ogden Criminal Mastermind" back on the street:

30 days' additional "24-7 community service" out in the Ogden public square in the dead of winter would seem about right to us (see above).

There's no word, by the way, on whether the Boss Godfrey's "Crime Blimp" will play any role in the further investigation or prosecution of this matter.

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