Breaking: The Weber County Commission Adopts North Korean-style Politics by a 3-0 Vote

Corporo-fascist Powderville News Flash

By Curmudgeon

This morning, the all-Republican Weber County Commission voted, 3-0, to approve the incorporation of Powder Mountain as a town, and agreed to appoint the mayor and council members for the town from a list submitted [and approved by] the Powder Mountain Resort developers... oh, excuse me, I meant of course by the independent civic minded folks who petitioned to have Powder Mt. incorporated as a town. Heaven forfend anyone should confuse them with the Powder Mt. Resort developers.

We'll update this article today as further information flows in.