Sunday, February 22, 2009

Breaking: Boss Godfrey Spokesman Announces New Five-story Office Structure

A prospective Emerald City developer who's not flat broke

As the nation sinks deeper into recession, The Standard-Examiner reports this morning that the Ogden City administration, growing ever-desperate in its attempt to make it appear that at least something positive is happening in downtown Ogden, has leaked the information that the IRS is planning construction of a new 150,000 sq. ft. Ogden office facility, which will bring as many as 500 new jobs to the downtown area:
Ogden addition likely
We greet this information as exceptionally good news for our city. Unlike the long parade of fly-by-nite developer wannabes whom our "visionary" mayor has dragged into town over the past few years, this one doesn't appear to be flat broke... not yet, at least.

Step up and take a bow, Mayor Godfrey! Credit where credit's due.

We'll be keeping our fingers crossed that you won't somehow manage to screw this one up.

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