Breaking: Descente Tells "the Geigers" to Take a Hike

For the very first time since 2005, "the Geigers" could not be reached for comment

This is definitely encouraging news for Emerald City...

• Father and son team resign from positions with Descente North America

Seems the Samurai businessmen in Osaka are not quite so nutty as we'd earlier thought them to be.

We earnestly hope the Geigers won't let the screen door painfully slap them in the backside as they exit the Emerald City political scene stage left.

So long, gondola boys... and good riddance.

Little Bobby's former Descente company car